Prince Phillip Retiring.
Apparently all the fuss over the past few days in the media with the Royals was just about the old boy hanging up his boots in Autumn. He's not very well you know.
The french media said he kicked the bucket, the home media were saying that old Queenie was ill.
At the end of the day we all know the real reason "He's German" and will probably be classed as an illegal immigrant soon and will have to be deported. I mean he as been living on benefits for years now and the Royal family want to prove to the nation that they are all for the Brexit just like mostly everyone else in this country.
There is talk that Lizzie as already packed his bags.