Re: If you could ask god one question

Didn’t Jesus have 12 of them...?

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And not all of them nice, apparently.....

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Too true..especially that Judas..what an arsehole..He'd def' be a Member of the Tory Party today

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Thats' funny.

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So's that............

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I would look up to great man sitting on his fluffy cloud and say "God just who is Ronnie Pickering?"

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....and God would answer "My child,Ronnie Pickering is my little jest with humanity. A Citroen-driving manifestation of arrogance,short on braincells, long on opinions. Me be with you,my child". [there would then be a loud bang as 'Big G' slammed Heaven's door shut]

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Common "Christian Sheeple" myth that one.

Judas was actually Jesus's favourite disciple. A dear friend.

See the Gospels of Thomas, Peter, Judas and Mary Magdalene.

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GOD!.....Thank you for answering the question....
Why do I visit this forum?......

Because of responses like these.....

But I'm buggere'd if I know whe'n is the correct tim'e to us'e an 'apostrophe' .....

Re: If you could ask god one question

Hey God, I saw a painting with Adam and Eve today. I am puzzled why they both have a belly button. Can you explain that?