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My dog…Fang der Wunderhund a Yorkie with attitude, doesn’t do burglars, but goes ape, barking and growling when he hears people collecting their wheel bins after the bin men have been. I have tried having words with him, he doesn’t listen.

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Little darling, look at him, butter wouldn't melt.
I don't believe a word you say.

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It’s true Mups, no one can move a bin around here without him going ape!

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There's a little old lady that goes past, pushing her Zimmer on wheels and for some reason, Murt has taken a dislike to her and growls at her every time.

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I growl at little old lady’s too…it’s an age thing…

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Mine hates skateboarders and those shopping wheelie things that people have. She becomes a hell dog on a leash when either of these go by. I am forever apologising to folk when she erupts.

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Behave yourselves, the pair of ya.

So it is Murtagh who growls and barks at me when I go past, is it? Bet you've trained him to do that.
I'll have to shove a biscuit through your letter box, either of you can have it.

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Of course, you can guess what Tirzah and Olivia were doing while all that was going on...... yes, sleeping. I don't think they even noticed.

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Longdogs ..you need to keep with the times. It is essential for you to keep a machete by the front door at all times, ready for when you go out anywhere such as the chippie, stroll round a park, etc etc.

Then you would have been able to react properly by nipping out and hacking the drunk to death, thus meaning you could return to bed free of any sense of conscience and worry of ever being caught.