05-06-2021, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Muddy
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My dog Mungo sleeps the sleep of the innocent and rarely barks at night in the morning he barely opens an eye when I get up and stagger towards the coffee jar .However he can hear the soft rustle of a cheese wrapper at 50 paces .
05-06-2021, 09:31 AM
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Re: The Drunkard
Originally Posted by Dextrous63
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Longdogs ..you need to keep with the times. It is essential for you to keep a machete by the front door at all times, ready for when you go out anywhere such as the chippie, stroll round a park, etc etc.Then you would have been able to react properly by nipping out and hacking the drunk to death, thus meaning you could return to bed free of any sense of conscience and worry of ever being caught.
That sounds like a good plan. I hate having my sleep disturbed.
05-06-2021, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Muddy
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My dog Mungo sleeps the sleep of the innocent and rarely barks at night in the morning he barely opens an eye when I get up and stagger towards the coffee jar .However he can hear the soft rustle of a cheese wrapper at 50 paces .
05-06-2021, 10:19 AM
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Mmm? A tip I learned on the gardening forum was when you want to dispose of a body never put them under the patio, it’s the first place they look. So bury you body then put endangered plants on and around the grave, it’s illegal to dig them up so no chance of being rumbled.
05-06-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Vlad
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Mmm? A tip I learned on the gardening forum was when you want to dispose of a body never put them under the patio, it’s the first place they look. So bury you body then put endangered plants on and around the grave, it’s illegal to dig them up so no chance of being rumbled.
Brookside is to blame for that.
06-06-2021, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->Longdogs ..you need to keep with the times. It is essential for you to keep a machete by the front door at all times, ready for when you go out anywhere such as the chippie, stroll round a park, etc etc.
Then you would have been able to react properly by nipping out and hacking the drunk to death, thus meaning you could return to bed free of any sense of conscience and worry of ever being caught.
Well, that concludes any thoughts I had of "Pam peeping" along Longie's windows at night.....
06-06-2021, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Right Now
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->Longdogs ..you need to keep with the times. It is essential for you to keep a machete by the front door at all times, ready for when you go out anywhere such as the chippie, stroll round a park, etc etc.
Then you would have been able to react properly by nipping out and hacking the drunk to death, thus meaning you could return to bed free of any sense of conscience and worry of ever being caught.
Well, that concludes any thoughts I had of "Pam peeping" along Longie's windows at night.....
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