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12-12-2018, 12:45 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I keep turning up like a bad penny, don't I.
I love irritating you weedy males.


A bad smell more like
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12-12-2018, 12:54 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

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A bad smell more like


That was quite unecessary young Judster! I'll have you know I smell divine, as you would exect from a lady such as I!

I now feel compelled to warn you, that you have blotted your copy book once too often of late. Revenge will be sweet.


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12-12-2018, 11:41 AM
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Another day of jousting begins, may the best man win.
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12-12-2018, 01:24 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Another day of jousting begins, may the best man win.
No chance if that!
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12-12-2018, 03:42 PM
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No chance if that!

There is as long as I've got my phone with me.
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12-12-2018, 04:07 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
I keep turning up like a bad penny, don't I.
I love irritating you weedy males.
WEEDY?!?!?!?

I'll have you made aware,I am the proud owner of a full 21" chest AND a 44" waistline,PLUS I'm almost 5'2" in my stilettos! So MUHH!
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12-12-2018, 04:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Pug ->
WEEDY?!?!?!?

I'll have you made aware,I am the proud owner of a full 21" chest AND a 44" waistline,PLUS I'm almost 5'2" in my stilettos! So MUHH!
Well I have so many six packs they turned into a barrel.
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12-12-2018, 05:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Pug ->
WEEDY?!?!?!?

I'll have you made aware,I am the proud owner of a full 21" chest AND a 44" waistline,PLUS I'm almost 5'2" in my stilettos! So MUHH!


A fine figure of a garden gnome then.


Anyway, I just popped in on my way past, just to see what mess you males were making.

I have left the hoover out for you because I'm good like that.


*


Psst, ladies, I have an idea.
If we can pinch the batteries out of Judd's phone, he won't be able to spy on us half as much.
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12-12-2018, 08:22 PM
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Ahem.. 'Hoover' is a brand-name,so should have a capital 'H'.
However,TO hoover,if your intention was to employ the generic noun,is an activity reserved for you ladies PURELY because we geezers KNOW we'll not do it to your liking.

[so,bit like 'bedtime' there,then.....~sigh~....]
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12-12-2018, 10:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
A fine figure of a garden gnome then.


Anyway, I just popped in on my way past, just to see what mess you males were making.

I have left the hoover out for you because I'm good like that.


*


Psst, ladies, I have an idea.
If we can pinch the batteries out of Judd's phone, he won't be able to spy on us half as much.
What a shame that the battery can't be taken out.
 



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