06-12-2018, 10:21 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Mups
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Summer, I must confess, I have never met our dear Dongles. It was just a fun way of starting our Christmas story a bit different this year - with his permission I must add.My apologies if I misled you.
(I kept trying to mislead Dongles too, but he was having non of it.)
I guess all Ferraris I was going to give everyone will have to go back to the store.
Now I just have to figure out what to do with those giant bows...
Ho ho ho.
06-12-2018, 11:00 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Mups
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OK. I have booked your seat on the coach.Not sure about a train set for Nom if he is still on his back in bed!
I do hope he is allowed visitors. We will have to be on our best behaviour and hope we can cheer him up a little.
Tess is knitting him something warm, and I am taking some Vick to rub his chest.
I will make sure I am not late, I am bringing goodies for the journey.
06-12-2018, 11:08 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
See there I was, in town, yesterday and in need of a flat white and a slice of cake. I had just exited the adult book shop......... you know, they sell books for adults such as encyclopedias and stuff like that... no pictures of any kind. Anyway, I spotted this little cafe and made my over to it, protecting my encyclopedia from the rain inside a copy of the Guardian.As I popped my head inside, I saw a beautiful maiden sitting alone at a table by the window, so to impress her, I paid some youths to start a fight with me, so that I could overcome them and be seen as a hero. They were tough to be honest, especially the eight year old.
After chucking them out, I bought my coffee and cake and pretended there were no tables available apart from the one by the window, where sat the lovely maiden.
May I join you ma'am? I asked in my best American accent. She looked up at me and I realised instantly that this could go all the way. My only concern was that I was wearing my Christmas knickers; the ones with the mistletoe flap on the front and the words 'Merry Christmas Ange - 1986' on the back.
Also I had left Tessa sitting in the car.
06-12-2018, 11:09 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Ok but I have already bought the little train set, it is in a snow globe, he will love it. xI will make sure I am not late, I am bringing goodies for the journey.
07-12-2018, 12:05 AM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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See there I was, in town, yesterday and in need of a flat white and a slice of cake. I had just exited the adult book shop......... you know, they sell books for adults such as encyclopedias and stuff like that... no pictures of any kind. Anyway, I spotted this little cafe and made my over to it, protecting my encyclopedia from the rain inside a copy of the Guardian. As I popped my head inside, I saw a beautiful maiden sitting alone at a table by the window, so to impress her, I paid some youths to start a fight with me, so that I could overcome them and be seen as a hero. They were tough to be honest, especially the eight year old.
After chucking them out, I bought my coffee and cake and pretended there were no tables available apart from the one by the window, where sat the lovely maiden.
May I join you ma'am? I asked in my best American accent. She looked up at me and I realised instantly that this could go all the way. My only concern was that I was wearing my Christmas knickers; the ones with the mistletoe flap on the front and the words 'Merry Christmas Ange - 1986' on the back.
Also I had left Tessa sitting in the car.
Now my hubby wonders what!
Can I have lift?
I can sit on the roof rack.
07-12-2018, 11:33 AM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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See there I was, in town, yesterday and in need of a flat white and a slice of cake. I had just exited the adult book shop......... you know, they sell books for adults such as encyclopedias and stuff like that... no pictures of any kind. Anyway, I spotted this little cafe and made my over to it, protecting my encyclopedia from the rain inside a copy of the Guardian. As I popped my head inside, I saw a beautiful maiden sitting alone at a table by the window, so to impress her, I paid some youths to start a fight with me, so that I could overcome them and be seen as a hero. They were tough to be honest, especially the eight year old.
After chucking them out, I bought my coffee and cake and pretended there were no tables available apart from the one by the window, where sat the lovely maiden.
May I join you ma'am? I asked in my best American accent. She looked up at me and I realised instantly that this could go all the way. My only concern was that I was wearing my Christmas knickers; the ones with the mistletoe flap on the front and the words 'Merry Christmas Ange - 1986' on the back.
Also I had left Tessa sitting in the car.
You are a scoundrel Dongles.
- although I am secrretly flattered you planned the whole thing just for me. (He is very handsome ladies).
Now we only have today to get our overnight bags packed and a little gift for our Nommy-kins for those who wish to come with me, Tess and Sweetie, to visit him.
It should be dusk by then, so I would love to see the Christmas markets all lit up and twinkling prettily - (bit like Dongle's festive underpants
).The Premier Inn are putting on a special Dinner/Dance in the evening I'm told.
Don't be late for the coach in the morning folks.
07-12-2018, 12:31 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Surfermom
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Darn. Here I was, wetsuit and surfboard in hand, with a replacement Santa hat on my head, ready to paddle out.I guess all Ferraris I was going to give everyone will have to go back to the store.
Now I just have to figure out what to do with those giant bows...
Ho ho ho.
07-12-2018, 02:53 PM
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Re: A Christmas Surprise
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Anyone we know driving the coach?
I have no idea yet.
If the driver doesn't turn up, I'm nominating you.
At least we'd know what you were up to.
Have you got your overnight bag packed yet?
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