18-12-2018, 02:42 PM
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Re: Christmas Outing.
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Don't forget the squirty cream. 
I must go now.
I need some ice skates, for tonight.
Although I do like those penguin things.
18-12-2018, 10:06 PM
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Re: Christmas Outing.
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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There is cream too.Where has Fruity gone?
Best Zumerzet clotted cream I trust!
I be here. I've been busy wrangling reindeer all day and I'm fair worn out. I've shovelled I don't know how much reindeer poo into bags to take home. It will make an interesting addition to our midden, theess-know.
Cranny Faddock's mince pies were very nice. I'm not sure if there will be enough left to go around the rest of you though. *burp* *parp*
I've put in a an order for some Maids of Honour like my Grandma used to make.
This place is gi-huge. There's a spa where you can pay ladies or gentlemen to beat you up, or cover you in mud. Frankly I could make a killing iffin I offered that on our varm. Come and bathe in our midden with its magical medicinal healing properties. Erz full of all sorts of health giving enzymes an nutrients as well as genuine bullpoo, with the festival bonus additive of reindeer poo.
Only a tenner a pop, and ee can wallow in er all day. I'll even throw in slices of mangold wurzel to put over yourn eyes whilst you'm having your treatment.
(Why do spellcheck think that wurzel bain't be a proper word?)
18-12-2018, 10:39 PM
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Re: Christmas Outing.
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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You are all staying at Lord Bigus Dickus Manor house, in the country.The cook Fanny Haddock is making mince pies today, you could go down to the kitchen and try them, I bet you have never tasted mince pies like........
There are several outings planned this week. Ice skating tonight, do you fancy having a go?
19-12-2018, 12:42 AM
104
Re: Christmas Outing.
Originally Posted by Judd
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Who's being outed?
So be ready.
I am off to my four-poster bed now.
22-12-2018, 07:11 PM
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Re: Christmas Outing.
It was the night of the party.Longlegs was practicing his new pole dancing skills. Doody was trying to photo him, but Max, Besso's dog kept eating the lens. Eventually Fruity arrived, he had been baking some goodies. Where do I put these he shouted. I was trying on my new outfit, I couldn't help so........
22-12-2018, 11:59 PM
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Re: Christmas Outing.
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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That's not a ladder, that's printed on. 
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