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02-06-2011, 02:57 PM
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Marketing V`s Accountant​s

Three marketers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three marketers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a marketer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three marketers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decided to copy the marketers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the marketers don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers a marketer.

When they board the train, the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three marketers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the marketers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."



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02-06-2011, 04:48 PM
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Re: Marketing V`s Accountant​s

LOL!!! Good one!
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04-06-2011, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dandysmom ->
LOL!!! Good one!


Hee Hee , tickled me too Eileen

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Fine, thanks! Better every day.
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05-06-2011, 03:05 PM
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Pleased to hear it Eileen , but just take your time and dont be in any hurry x x x

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