03-06-2011, 04:23 PM
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Marriage
Marriage
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom to understand a man , Love to forgive him , and patience for his moods. But, Lord, if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death.
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut up.
03-06-2011, 05:21 PM
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Re: Marriage
I just got in from a lovely day at the park and I got a good laugh at your yarns CC, thanks.I'm in the house for half an hour while herself is still outside talking to a neighbour, she never stops talking. I was told that in Saudi Arabia they cut out Womens tongues for talking too much, and they cut off peoples hands for stealing, if you attempt a jailbreak it's off with a leg. You don't get many flashers in Saudi Arabia
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