10-06-2011, 10:49 AM
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Evening Classes
Evening ClassesWICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
10-06-2011, 01:18 PM
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Re: Evening Classes
Living on my (Sweeny Todd) I put things where I know I can find them again. My Laundry gets done infrequently, but then I have sufficient clothes so as not to need doing a laundry wash every week (I'm saving water and electricity and being 'Green').I cook my own food (yes, up and including my own cakes) and of course have to do the washing up I don't possess and there is no room in my kitchen for a dishwasher - again I have a sufficient supply of crockery and cutlery which means I don't have to wash up immediately but can wait until I have a sinkfull, again that is so as to save water and gas to heat the water in the first place. So I'm being economical too!!!
10-06-2011, 10:09 PM
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Re: Evening Classes
Originally Posted by John
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If its all the same Topaz, I think I'll stick with Uncle Joe's much more profound and sensible set of rules.
Originally Posted by plantman
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Great idea Topaz, trouble is the course is much too short...we couldn't possibly learn all that in a couple of days, after a lifetime of training I have only just found how to open the fridge door...
Originally Posted by Les
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I'm with John on this one Topaz - lol.
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
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Living on my (Sweeny Todd) I put things where I know I can find them again. My Laundry gets done infrequently, but then I have sufficient clothes so as not to need doing a laundry wash every week (I'm saving water and electricity and being 'Green'). I cook my own food (yes, up and including my own cakes) and of course have to do the washing up I don't possess and there is no room in my kitchen for a dishwasher - again I have a sufficient supply of crockery and cutlery which means I don't have to wash up immediately but can wait until I have a sinkfull, again that is so as to save water and gas to heat the water in the first place. So I'm being economical too!!!
In the name o the wee man Uncle Joe
! ! Pppphhheeewwwww ............... No bloody wonder yer single man ...............
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