Father Christmas

Father Christmas one year came down a chimney into a room to be confronted by a beautiful young lady in a negligee.

She asked" do you want to stop and have a drink?

Farther Christmas replied "Sorry but I don't have time to spare but thank you for the offer"

The young beautiful lady then slipped off the negligee and stood stark naked in front of him

"You sure you don't want to stay? " she asked

Father Christmas said " I had better stay as I can't get up the chimney now"