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What is made of Brass, and sounds like Tom Jones.


Trombones, well it made me
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Chinese guy who drank 500 cups of tea?
Won Long Pee..........
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Can you name a guy who can drink a gallon of petrol?
No, but Jerry Can!
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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

I like it. Nicked, with your permission of course.
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World book day has been a fantastic success on Mersyside with libraries reporting record numbers of thefts.
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I like it. Nicked, with your permission of course.
No probs jbr
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Went to Bosworth battlefield today.
There’s a plaque in the ground there that says
‘King Richard III fell here’
I’m not surprised. I nearly tripped over the the bloody thing myself.
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Went t Bosworth battlefield today.
There’s a plaque in the ground there that says
‘King Richard III fell here’
I’m not surprised. I nearly tripped over the the bloody thing myself.

 
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