07-05-2020, 10:29 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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LOL! Well - true love then - she did not marry you for your money! Must be your personality!
He was stood in the window with nowt on, and his missus said "For god's sake JBR, put some clothes on, The neighbours will think I married you for your money"
07-05-2020, 10:42 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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He was stood in the window with nowt on, and his missus said "For god's sake JBR, put some clothes on, The neighbours will think I married you for your money"
Very good. Not true, though, as I had very little money, sadly.
To dispel any rumours, Marge tells me it was indeed for my personality and nothing else!
08-05-2020, 04:23 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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He was stood in the window with nowt on, and his missus said "For god's sake JBR, put some clothes on, The neighbours will think I married you for your money"
09-05-2020, 11:11 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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One warning, though: don't pull it too tight.
11-05-2020, 07:43 PM
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Golf Buddies...A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess and the dishes are still in the sink.
I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid ass?"
“Because he’s thinking of getting married!"
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