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11-05-2020, 08:51 PM
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Golf Buddies...



A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade. "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess and the dishes are still in the sink.

I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid ass?"



“Because he’s thinking of getting married!"


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11-05-2020, 09:23 PM
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Nicked.
Me too! Reminds me of when I first met my mother-in-law to be.
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12-05-2020, 10:00 PM
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Me too! Reminds me of when I first met my mother-in-law to be.
You both are welcome to nick this - and best of luck with it!!
LOL!!
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12-05-2020, 10:38 PM
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You both are welcome to nick this - and best of luck with it!!
LOL!!
Oh I wouldn't tell it to the M-i-L.
She's a witch and I'd be scared of her putting a hex on me.
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13-05-2020, 10:21 PM
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Women are so easily offended, aren't you?
 
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