30-06-2021, 01:30 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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My nephew fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrows off and draw a penis on his forehead...My sister went mad when she looked in his pram!
30-06-2021, 03:51 PM
2335
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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At my recent prostate exam, the doctor said"Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during the procedure"
"I haven't got one"
"I know, but I have"
Stolen.
30-06-2021, 03:52 PM
2336
Re: Let's have a laugh
I didn't know Americans can do irony ...Once in a while, we just have to stand back in awe of our government.
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
Thus ends today's lesson in irony .
30-06-2021, 05:12 PM
2337
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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I didn't know Americans can do irony ...Once in a while, we just have to stand back in awe of our government.
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."
Thus ends today's lesson in irony .
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