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If poison is past its expiry date, is it MORE poisonous or NO LONGER poisonous?
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Why are people never the right amount of whelmed?
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Just back from the fishmongers and the guy in front of me bought ALL the crabs, mussels and lobsters. Shellfish bastard!
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Earthworms are easier to sharpen if you freeze them first.
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Viagra. It won't make you James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore!
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I have nicked that one
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My mate told me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said "Did ya redo it?"

(say it out loud!)
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
My mate told me he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said "Did ya redo it?"

(say it out loud!)
Good one.
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A man has been found dead in Minffordd, Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd.

Meanwhile, 6 of tonight's newscasters have phoned in sick.
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
A man has been found dead in Minffordd, Penrhyndeudraeth, Gwynedd.

Meanwhile, 6 of tonight's newscasters have phoned in sick.
Excellent!

I'm sure Rhian would be impressed!
 
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