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28-02-2020, 01:26 AM
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The poor lad felt rough for days
And spent most of the time in a daze
So he stayed in bed
Then they found him dead
His girlfriend's still in a haze.




Bert needed some paint for his gate
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28-02-2020, 12:17 PM
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Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
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28-02-2020, 12:23 PM
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Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
But Sid only had blue
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28-02-2020, 12:26 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
But Sid only had blue
And that just wouldn't do
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28-02-2020, 12:48 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert needed some paint for his gate
So he got on the phone to his mate
But Sid only had blue
And that just wouldn't do
So he used shocking pink which was great



The sky looks brighter now
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28-02-2020, 02:17 PM
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The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought 'Wow!'
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28-02-2020, 02:24 PM
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The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought 'Wow!'
No such luck here
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28-02-2020, 04:21 PM
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The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought 'Wow!'
No such luck here
Said Judd with a tear
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28-02-2020, 07:48 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The sky looks brighter now
I just looked up and thought 'Wow!'
No such luck here
Said Judd with a tear
It must be so much better for thou


As I took the dogs to the park
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28-02-2020, 08:06 PM
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As I took the dogs to the park
They let out a horrendous bark
 
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