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05-12-2020, 09:24 PM
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There’s a storm in my teacup where there should be only tea.

In my works there is a spanner where a spanner shouldn’t be.

My ointment has a fly in it, determined to burst my bubble;

if I said what’s in my wood pile, it would get me into trouble


In my ear there’s a flea and in my bonnet there’s a bee;

I don’t know why this awful stuff keeps happening to me.

My horse has gone and bolted cause my stable door won’t shut.

When I wished upon a shooting star it shot me in the foot.


I have no luck with money, and even less with women

And when the tide’s against me, it’s always when I’m swimming

Whenever I get going, it’s always against the grain.

Whenever I am making hay, it’s always in the rain.


I walk along my tunnel but I see no glimpse of light.

No point in waiting on the dock, for there’s no ship in site.

I’d like, just once, to see a sight that’s fit for sore eyes,

for once, the unexpected not to be an unwelcome surprise.


I might end up barking mad, but no doubt up the wrong tree,

and as for clouds with linings, no silver do I see.

If fortune doesn’t smile on me, so what? I’ll do without it.

And it isn’t such a bad life, when I come to think about it
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05-12-2020, 09:33 PM
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Re: Proverbials

I like it Harbal.....
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05-12-2020, 09:36 PM
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Excellent Harbal. Just one thing, don't put all your eggs in one basket.
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Re: Proverbials

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
I like it Harbal.....
How do, Foxy, me ow'd mate.
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05-12-2020, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Excellent Harbal. Just one thing, don't put all your eggs in one basket.
I can't believe I left that one out, Longdogs.
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05-12-2020, 10:18 PM
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Nice play on words, Harbal! I've got a big grin on my face.

Thank you for putting it there.
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05-12-2020, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Right Now ->
Nice play on words, Harbal! I've got a big grin on my face.

Thank you for putting it there.
My pleasure, Right Now.
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05-12-2020, 10:22 PM
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Re: Proverbials

Originally Posted by Harbal ->
How do, Foxy, me ow'd mate.
'Hunkey Dorey' Harbal, thanks for asking....
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05-12-2020, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
'Hunkey Dorey' Harbal, thanks for asking....
That's quite alright, old chap.
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05-12-2020, 11:33 PM
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Brilliant Harbal - thank you for sharing that!
 
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