Re: Let's have a laugh
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!
Here are a few reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back....Or that you could crawl in a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
- I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,'' How much do you charge for a shampoo and blow job?''
I turned around and went back out and never went back my husband didn't say a word...he knew better.
- I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good looking gentlemen who works at the store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,'' I think I like playing with men's balls.''
- My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started laughing hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet- red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
- This had most of the state of Michigan in America laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow and don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked;
' So Bob, where's the 8 inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!