Dublin Taxi Driver

One rainy spring night in Dublin , a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley.

Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Vale Road," answered the woman, "Okay," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?'"

"Well missus," replied the driver, "I noticed that you're completely naked without your clothes, and I was just wondering how you'll be paying your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

Re: Dublin Taxi Driver

LOL Many thanks for sharing that one - good one

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You are welcome Rosemary. I must admit I had a good giggle at that one.

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Good one Welsh Dragon ........