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Unfortunately the local archery business had to close. They weren't hitting their targets.
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Chap goes to the local Swimming Pool, gets changed and makes his way outside. Getting as far as the pool he felt an urgent need to relieve himself. Thinking that young childen do it in the pool, he felt that one adult wouldn't make much difference. he had just started when there was a very loud blast on the whistle by the duty Lifeguard.It frightened him so much he nearly fell off the diving board into the pool.
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Chap goes to the local Swimming Pool, gets changed and makes his way outside. Getting as far as the pool he felt an urgent need to relieve himself. Thinking that young childen do it in the pool, he felt that one adult wouldn't make much difference. he had just started when there was a very loud blast on the whistle by the duty Lifeguard.It frightened him so much he nearly fell off the diving board into the pool.
LOL!!!! Would have made quite a splash no doubt!
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Have You ever had this experience??!!


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Just read an interesting article about sex. It said the average British male has sex 2-3 times per week, while the average Eskimo has sex about 2-3 times per year. Thats fantastic, the information you can pick up, for instance up until now I never knew that I was an Eskimo.
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I hopped on a bus today.

After 5 minutes, the driver told me to sit down.
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My kind of one liner Judd
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A coffin? That's the LAST thing I need! 😀
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I hopped on a bus today.

After 5 minutes, the driver told me to sit down.

LOL -- guess you were then 'hoppin mad'!!!
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Iím reading a book about anti-gravity. I canít put it down!
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