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13-06-2021, 08:17 PM
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I just got pulled over by a cop.
He asked me if I had a police record.
Apparently, "Roxanne" was not the correct answer.
Was it a Sting operation?
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14-06-2021, 12:17 AM
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Was it a Sting operation?


Nope. Drunk driving patrol....."Every Breath You Take"
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14-06-2021, 09:01 PM
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I have two tickets for the Euro 2020 Final but I've just realised it will be on the same day as my wedding so I can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of me, it's at St. Andrews Church in Brighton and the brides name is Sarah!
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14-06-2021, 09:02 PM
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We were sitting in an empty train carriage late at night when I said to my wife, "Come on love, get them out."

She took her top off and slowly eased her tits out of her bra.

"The tickets," I said. "The inspector's standing behind you!"
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15-06-2021, 01:52 PM
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I don't usually like to blame referee's but he clearly cost Scotland that game. I thought things were going pretty well for them until he blew that whistle at 2.00pm to start the match.
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15-06-2021, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
We were sitting in an empty train carriage late at night when I said to my wife, "Come on love, get them out."

She took her top off and slowly eased her tits out of her bra.

"The tickets," I said. "The inspector's standing behind you!"
Love it!
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15-06-2021, 03:36 PM
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Joking apart, it serves them right for 'taking the knee'.
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15-06-2021, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
I have two tickets for the Euro 2020 Final but I've just realised it will be on the same day as my wedding so I can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of me, it's at St. Andrews Church in Brighton and the brides name is Sarah!
I like it
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16-06-2021, 04:13 PM
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Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is US$1 million, so Putin writes him a check.

Next BoJo calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished, the devil informs him that the cost is US$6 million, so he writes him a check.

Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is US$£5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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16-06-2021, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->
Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, and Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is US$1 million, so Putin writes him a check.

Next BoJo calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When he's finished, the devil informs him that the cost is US$6 million, so he writes him a check.

Finally Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is US$£5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies, "Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

A take on the phone line to God in the churches!
 
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