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Just heard a woodpecker call me a paranoid twat in morse code….
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On the bus the other day I sat opposite a gorgeous thai girl,
I said to myself…” please don’t get an erection, please don’t get an erection” ….

but she did…..
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My missus shouted for me from upstairs. She'd found some bondage mags and videos plus some whips, chains and handcuffs in our 14 year old sons bedroom.

She said, "What are you going to do about this?"

I replied, "Well, there's no point in spanking the little twat, is there!"
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My missus shouted for me from upstairs. She'd found some bondage mags and videos plus some whips, chains and handcuffs in our 14 year old sons bedroom.

She said, "What are you going to do about this?"

I replied, "Well, there's no point in spanking the little twat, is there!"
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23-05-2021, 04:47 PM
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I've got a couple of attachments here for you. I'd post them as part of the discussion but I don't know how.


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I've got a couple of attachments here for you. I'd post them as part of the discussion but I don't know how.

Both true.
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Think I’ve got a reaction to the vaccine, one of my bollo#ks has swollen, it’s much bigger than the other two…
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Think I’ve got a reaction to the vaccine, one of my bollo#ks has swollen, it’s much bigger than the other two…


Which George Bernard Shaw play is this?

O O

O O O
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Which George Bernard Shaw play is this?

O O

O O O
Man And Superman is my guess.

Here's another attachment, it's not that funny but I couldn't find another thread for it.


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