03-06-2021, 10:23 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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Have you got somewhere I can try these on please?" I asked the shop assistant."Please pay for your condoms and just leave!" she replied.
They should have a fitting service, preferably hosted by young attractive female assistants.
06-06-2021, 03:09 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Primus1
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My wife asked me to go out and buy something that would make her look nice…I came back with 4 bottles of whisky and a litre of vodka!
06-06-2021, 07:35 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him. “Where are you from, you sound English?” “I’m from across the Severn,” replies the man nervously. “What do you do, just across the Severn?” Asks the barman. “I’m a taxidermist.” “What on earth is one of those?” He asks. “I mount animals.” “Its alright boys,” shouts the barman, “he’s one of us’!06-06-2021, 07:36 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer. The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him. “Where are you from, you sound English?” “I’m from across the Severn,” replies the man nervously. “What do you do, just across the Severn?” Asks the barman. “I’m a taxidermist.” “What on earth is one of those?” He asks. “I mount animals.” “Its alright boys,” shouts the barman, “he’s one of us’!
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