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Can't do that one Judsy . .

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The oven repair man came calling
A bed beside the cooker, that's appalling!
Buck naked from head to her feet
She set light to her sheet
And the poor cow ended up bawling

The repairman tried to console her
But at consoling he was quite amateur

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The repairman tried to console her
But at consoling he was quite amateur
With his big clumsy hands

Re: Limericks. (New).

The repairman tried to console her
But at consoling he was quite amateur
With his big clumsy hands
And dressed like a 'trans'

Re: Limericks. (New).

The repairman tried to console her
But at consoling he was quite amateur
With his big clumsy hands
And dressed like a 'trans'
He was neither one thing nor t'other.



A little bird fell from the sky

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A little bird fell from the sky
And landed in my apple pie

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Re: Limericks. (New).

A little bird fell from the sky
And landed in my apple pie
So using my spoon

Re: Limericks. (New).

A little bird fell from the sky
And landed in my apple pie
So using my spoon
Which was a positive boon

Re: Limericks. (New).

A little bird fell from the sky
And landed in my apple pie
So using my spoon
Which was a positive boon
It flew off and waved me bye bye.




Poor Gert got in such a muddle