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There was a young lady from Kent
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She opened her mail
And there without fail
Was a cheque for the cash she had lent.
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Re: Limericks. (New).

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There was a young man from Peru
Who had a terrible case of the flu
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There was a young man from Peru
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young man from Peru
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He sneezed and he wheezed
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Re: Limericks. (New).

There was a young man from Peru
Who had a terrible case of the flu
He sneezed and he wheezed
He was most displeased
Cos he didn't know what to do

He thought some LemSip might work
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He thought some LemSip might work
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Re: Limericks. (New).

He thought some LemSip might work
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But then, before long
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He thought some LemSip might work
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He began to pong
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He thought some LemSip might work
So he swigged it down with a smirk
But then, before long
He began to pong
And he said to himself "What a jerk!"
 
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