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His mate was stood at the bar
Watching the ladies from afar
So Fred pulled out a stool
And acted real cool
Though his eyes stung from Ernie's cigar.



"Freddie my friend, want some Ale?"

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"Freddie my friend, want some ale?"
"Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale"

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"Freddie my friend, want some ale?"
"Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale"
"I need your advice" said Fred

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"Freddie my friend, want some ale?"
"Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale"
"I need your advice" said Fred
"About a lady that has turned my head"

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"Freddie my friend, want some ale?"
"Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale"
"I need your advice" said Fred
"About a lady that has turned my head"
And my thoughts could put me in jail.



Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear

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Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear

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Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear
"Because the lady in question"

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Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear
"Because the lady in question"
Is full of aggression

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Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear
"Because the lady in question"
Is full of aggression
At this poor old Fred shed a tear

Cheer up said his mate, it’s all right

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Cheer up said his mate, it's all right
But Fred was angry and full of fight