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I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down
And I'm in my nightgown
And don't feel full of good cheer!




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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea
She copped off Kim Jong Un
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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea
She copped off Kim Jong Un
But before the affair had begun
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28-09-2019, 11:20 PM
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There once was a lady called Mia
Who went on a trip to Korea
She copped off Kim Jong Un
But before the affair had begun
She found out he was a raving queer

Mia left her new love
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28-09-2019, 11:25 PM
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Mia left her new love
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28-09-2019, 11:28 PM
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Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above
But help came there none
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28-09-2019, 11:32 PM
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Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above
But help came there none
Which wasn't much fun
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Mia left her new love
And prayed for help from above
But help came there none
Which wasn't much fun
So she never found her true love.




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While having a Pizza one day
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