If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

In my garden coat pockets, there are usually tissues or kitchen paper, my gardening gloves, a plastic bag, my head torch and maybe the garage key and bits of leaves.

The other day, l had a newly laid egg in my pocket which l had forgotten. My legs were really tired and I remember plonking myself in chair. I thought, ‘it’s a good job, l haven't got my reading glasses in there as l’d have sat on them.
A little while after, I got up reached in my pocket for something and all I felt was liquid. I didn’t half give myself a good telling off!

What’s in your pockets?

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

but yeuk all the same.

In my pockets right now are a couple of tissues and some pocket fluff.

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

Usually a couple of tissues and a roll of dog poo bags!

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

Yes, Percy. That was a good yolk!

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

Mups, l think when you’ve owned dogs, a plastic bag in the pocket becomes a habit of a lifetime!

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

Half a pencil, £2.20, an elastic band, a pair of hearing aid batteries, a boiled sweet, cash card & travel card in a plastic wallet, house keys (2), a plastic bag knotted.

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

A hole for direct access to

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

d00d, That list is most interesting.

One question... How long has the boiled sweet been in your pocket? If you tried to unwrap it, would the wrapping paper insist on, adhering to the sweet?

Or maybe, it’s not wrapped?

A knotted plastic bag?

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

Errrmm.... Moving swiftly on!

Re: If, l Went Through Your Pockets. What, Would l Find?

A big smile on my face...