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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

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I have not had an extra marital for many years now but I do get to see myself in the mirror every night.



What about you Art, how you getting by?

Ooh Longy, It’s bad enough keeping the crowds back. The queue just gets longer and longer that l’ve had to employ crowd control security people to keep them 2 metres apart!
Ha, that made me laugh!
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15-05-2020, 05:56 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

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Ooh Longy, It’s bad enough keeping the crowds back. The queue just gets longer and longer that l’ve had to employ crowd control security people to keep them 2 metres apart!
Ha, that made me laugh!
I did hear there was hazard tape up your garden path.
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15-05-2020, 06:01 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

Hi

Art is like Rhiann, it is crowd control.

Dream on blokes, out of our League.
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15-05-2020, 06:05 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

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I did hear there was hazard tape up your garden path.
Longy, They’ve put it round my mouth now as l talk a load of tosh!
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15-05-2020, 06:07 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

The messy blighter lives with me
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15-05-2020, 06:11 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

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The messy blighter lives with me

Muddy, Make sure the hazard tape is in place in your bed!
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15-05-2020, 06:16 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

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Muddy, He doesn’t talk dirty does he? Make sure the hazard tape is in place in your bed!
Hi

I not not talk dirty.

I am an ecologist however.

Save the Planet.

I bathe once a month.

If you believe that you will believe anything.
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15-05-2020, 06:24 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

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You're ever hopeful if you think anyone would admit that on a forum Art?


Or perhaps I should fess-up and tell everyone about the milkman, the postman, my next door neighbour, the Iceland delivery man . . . ooh, and don't even start me on the Asda driver. . .

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15-05-2020, 06:43 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

After what happened to Professor Pantsdown, most guys I should imagine, are all getting all masked up, into camouflage gear, and climbing out of various windows.
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15-05-2020, 06:55 PM
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Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

We meet once a week, I know we shouldn’t but we observe social distancing rules, we can only stand and stare at each other at this time, but one day we’ll be together, my wife can’t satisfy me the way she can, and doesn’t understand I have urges, it’s wrong I know, but I cannot help myself, one day we’ll be free, no more face masks, no more wearing gloves, no longer will we have to see each other two metres apart, one day, one day


boy, I sure do miss my Big Macs
 
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