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Uh oh, speak of the devil . . . . .

Quick Mort, turn the lights out and put the chain on the door.

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To quote from the Pirates of Penzance

Too late ha ha,

Too late ho ho,

Ha ha ha, ho, ho, ho

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What? Who? Where?
Did I hear padded footfalls or the thump of a wooden leg?

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Argh! ........

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Us blokes sneaking in to the LTP

With Cat-Like Tread
Upon our prey we steal
In silence dread
Our cautious way we feel
No sound at all
We never speak a word
A fly's foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard

We were taught the P o P by a nutcase of a music teacher - strange how things stay in the memory.

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I think he's been at the lemonade Mort.

Throw him out.

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Nah ... we'll throw him a straw ... he'll soon go to bye byes... and maybe even whisper sweet longing words of love in our little ears.

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No, just reliving an episode from my schooldays - bet you can't remember yours. Did they have schools in medieval times.

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Goodnight, goodnight, parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good night till it be morrow

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Cheeky whelp ... we'll be putting you in the stocks and throwing rotten tomatoes at you.