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Wooosh........

Judd, safely home again zooms into Last Place.

An air of serenity returns to the thread to counteract the chaos caused by these wimmin who have nowt better to do during the day. Shouldn't they be cooking and cleaning or summat?

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Shouldn't you, as you have no woman at home? Mups and I would gladly come and do your cooking and cleaning......but only if we could tie you to a chair, preferable a mile away from any PC or phone!

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I had already made my tea thank you very much......


Nice and quiet here tonight

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Just back in time to make sure a lady is last. Phew!

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Good guys always come last.

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Mais non ... good guys hold the door open for a lady to walk through.

Thank you EZ

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That's it then Mort.
Finally got the place to ourselves at last.

I've locked the windows and back door, and put the phone on answerphone. They are such a nuisance keep crying down the phone to be let in otherwise.

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Do we need to stuff some sheets up the chimney ?
you know what they're like ... little pests come wriggling down all sooty and black and we'll have to wash behind their ears for them.

Men hey? Just little boys at heart.

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I just peeped out of the curtains ... Mups lass, I think we've seen them off.

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Excellent then. Mind you, don't trust that Judster fellow, he is crafty as a cart load of monkeys and sometimes gains access when he pretends to get up for a wee at night.

I believe he has actually completed a days work today for a refreshing change though, so might be tired out if we're lucky.

We'll know if he's lurking about outside though, cos there will be a strong smell of Lynx wafting up the drain pipes.