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I see those wretched men have been back spouting their usual drivel again.


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And you can 'oppit as well Dongle.
I can see you creeping up the path. . .
I have had to speak to them a few times today Mups....and they think they behave like gentlemen!
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01-07-2019, 06:10 PM
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I see that short burst of rain has brought the wimmin to the surface from their subterranean hideaways (i.e. - rocks )
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I have been down in the cellar today making a start on removing all the old toot that the previous owners left down there. I have been putting it off for four years now, lots of old cement, rubble, coal dust and cobwebs but now I'm in the mood for it, I'm happy to take you lovely ladies to the tip as well. It's 2.50 per bag.

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01-07-2019, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
I have been down in the cellar today making a start on removing all the old toot that the previous owners left down there. I have been putting it off for four years now, lots of old cement, rubble, coal dust and cobwebs but now I'm in the mood for it, I'm happy to take you lovely ladies to the tip as well. It's 2.50 per bag.



Been down in the cellar all day, have you?
What a pity Mrs. D. didn't take her chance and turn the key quickly - I know I would have done.

We could have put a plaque on LTP's door then, saying . .
"Dongle WAS here."

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01-07-2019, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Been down in the cellar all day, have you?
What a pity Mrs. D. didn't take her chance and turn the key quickly - I know I would have done.

We could have put a plaque on LTP's door then, saying . .
"Dongle WAS here."

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01-07-2019, 09:41 PM
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Excellent - None of those awful men about.

I shall come in and sit down with a nice cuppa, and read me book for a while.


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Exactly! How can I work with me stockings on unless I become a hairdresser or an airline steward.
Ahem! Whose stockings?
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Okay you people being unfortunate to be of the feminine gender, you know the score.



Get Out!


NO ! - deal with it.
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Aye, and two faces.
Well that is not true for a start, because if I had two I wouldn't wear this one!
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Well that is not true for a start, because if I had two I wouldn't wear this one!
Tis true. We blokes go to bed with one woman and wake up with another after they've taken their makeup off.
 
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