01-07-2019, 11:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Tis true. We blokes go to bed with one woman and wake up with another after they've taken their makeup off. 
Oh yeah? And what about you men then.
You take your toupee off, drop your teeth in a mug, your feet smell like rotten cheese, and once you take your specs off you can hardly find the bed - let alone anything else!
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On that note, you will be glad to hear I am going.
I have locked the door and turned the alarms on, so I bid any late interlopers a peaceful night out in the shrubbery along with the other slugs.
02-07-2019, 11:00 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I thought I would just pop in to see who's about and it seems there are no females here so I will now be popping out again for a few hours. You are doing a great job men. Well done!
All this popping in and out, do make your mind up Dongle - preferably to pop OUT.
In fact, I think the best idea would be best if you men all had a few days (or weeks even) away somewhere.
Imagine lying on a beach somewhere, eating ice creams and ogling young ladies in their skimpy bikinis all day, and seeing who could build the best sand castle.
I can picture you already . . . bless . .
We will allow you to send us a postcard if you miss us too badly.
02-07-2019, 01:29 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Once again I take phone in hand during my dinnertime to expunge the stain of female interlopers. Job done, I'm forced to go back to work to subsidise these ingrates.
02-07-2019, 05:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Ah, so you do accept then that it will be full of men. 
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