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When it's frosty about in the night
Driving can cause quite a fright
With deadly black ice
Which is not very nice

Evenin' Judd
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Evenin' EZ
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19-11-2019, 08:33 PM
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When it's frosty about in the night
Driving can cause quite a fright
With deadly black ice
Which is not very nice
Bringing accidents just out of spite


A bowl of hot porridge is great
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A bowl of hot porridge is great
Just maybe not on first date
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Patience please, Button!

A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
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Sorry lol x
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Well come on, Button - what's keeping you lol?
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A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
But remove all the lumps
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A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
But remove all the lumps
Or you'll get the 'umps
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A bowl of hot porridge is great
Served in a nice big soup plate
But remove all the lumps
Or you'll get the 'umps
And also pile on the weight.




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