20-11-2019, 05:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Just a quick visit for a booting out session ere I go to my bro's birthday party.You wimmin, consider yourselves kicked out. Should be back sometime after nine. Make sure you aren't here.
Birthday party? I trust you are not going to return all drunk and disorderly.
You are pain enough when you are sober!
20-11-2019, 06:04 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Poor Tabby. Disgraceful of you, Dongle.You must now pay a forfeit.
You must now get yerself to the shop and pay for Tabby's p.c. to be mended immediately. PLUS take her out for a slap up meal, PLUS grovel like you have never grovelled before.
Then, and only then, maybe she will forgive you.
Go on, get a move on, you have a long drive ahead of you.
21-11-2019, 12:08 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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How about I don't do any of that and just become Last to Post instead?
No chance of that, and well you know it!
The ladies are the rightful residents here, always have been and always will be, so you men (cough) must find a way of coming to terms with it.
21-11-2019, 12:26 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Birthday party? I trust you are not going to return all drunk and disorderly. You are pain enough when you are sober!
Warning - anyone who is sick in here will have to clean it up themselves!
21-11-2019, 12:27 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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No chance of that, and well you know it!
21-11-2019, 12:29 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Tabby - you are back!Pleased to see you after that Dongle chap did his best to sabotage your equipment. I have told him off but he is being very stubborn about his imposed forfeit.
That's another undesireable 'man' trait to add to the list isn't it - stubborness.
As for that Judster man, I trust he isn't asleep in a hedge somewhere else his bits might freeze and drop off.
Ah well, that's another day done - yawn . .
I'm about ready for me bed now, so I will wish you goodnight and sweet dreams.
21-11-2019, 01:28 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Ta daaa! This booting the wimmin out message comes to you from a Ford Transit van parked in a lay-by in what appears to be downtown Mumbai. I feel like I'm a spot on a domino.
Not another wee in the undergrowth Judd!
I hate to tell you, but you were caught on camera and it has just been shown on Neighbourhood Watch.
Back to work with you, and cease all this loitering in lay-by's.
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