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15-05-2015, 07:38 AM
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Irish Blond

Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland ,


arrived at the casino.


She seemed a little intoxicated and bet


twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier


when I'm completely nude."


with that, she stripped from the neck down,


rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,


"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down



and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"


She hugged each of the dealers,


picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.



Finally, one of them asked,


"What did she roll?" The other answered,


"I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY

Not all Irish are drunks,


not all blondes are dumb,



but all men... are men!



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15-05-2015, 09:02 AM
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Re: Irish Blond

Nearly fell off me chair Laffin", I like your 4th FACT.
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17-05-2015, 12:28 PM
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Re: Irish Blond

Yep I am definitely number 4.

Good one by the way.
 



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