19-01-2017, 04:10 PM
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Re: Pickled Eggs.
Dear Ms Apricot,Further to the above, threats of court action and sending your brother around to give us a 'good kicking' is not helping the situation at all. As we have already explained and in some detail our PEL badges are made in the Republic of China which I am sure you are aware of is a very long way away. Therefore there is a small delay in our shipping department processing orders, you order being somewhere at the bottom of the pile.
You request for an immediate refund and compensation has been passed to our solicitors Kissmy Ass Ltd, this being a free offer I don't hold out much chance of you receiving anything, but good try.
We hope that this helps and that we can look forward to further orders from you, we are doing a special offer of 12 jars of large pickled eggs for a very reasonable price to repeat order customers like yourself, please ring our premium hot line for further info.
Kind regards
Mr Rehab Customer Service Manager.
19-01-2017, 10:16 PM
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Re: Pickled Eggs.
Originally Posted by Emerald
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That is wonderful, and I look forward to wearing mine with pride. However, can you arrange for this young (?) chap to arrive after Mass and before my sons turn up for their dinner? I'm getting excited here.
LOL
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