Re: ARCHIEs DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom)
I have bad news, Robert is paving over the back garden. Not him, some hired menRe: ARCHIEs DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom)
I am ill, I just hope they have kept up the insurance payments, I can be very expensive, especially if I give em the run-around at the vet. I haven’t forgiven him yet for relieving me of my crown jewels.. I am not seriously ill, its just a hairball, but I am milking it for attention. Here comes the man, over I go on my side moaning and looking forlorn and pathetic. Well;, nadger me noolies, he brushed me to one side, the great clod. Just for that I will do my business on his new herb patch.There aren’t any cats around here theses days, apart from Oberon and me. Its no fun these days not having new cats trying it on with me. I am bigger than any of these puny ones around here. The truth is that I just cant be bothered to go looking for trouble. I have had my 15 minutes of fame.Re: ARCHIEs DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom)
I just found out what the humans do in that little room. It is always closed except for when they are going in or coming out. It is really odd. They never go in together even though there is enough room. Robert goes in first and after making the noises like thunderclaps and there is water everywhere and splashing sounds.Re: ARCHIEs DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom)
I see you've nicked Robert's keyboard again, Archie. I've nicked hers as well. You're a naughty boy, but you do make me laugh.Re: ARCHIEs DIARY (Archie is Robert's ginger tom)
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