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A bit like the Spice Girls eh?..... More like a spice rack.
Tsk
We"re hotter than a rack of ribs us
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21-08-2019, 11:47 AM
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I think Mups meant Blue Nun.
Well let's face it, a bottle with a nun on it will be the nearest they get to being pure and virtuous.
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Well let's face it, a bottle with a nun on it will be the nearest they get to being pure and virtuous.
True and I have heard that the language is sometimes a bit blue too.
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21-08-2019, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rhian ->
Tsk
We"re hotter than a rack of ribs us
Whether you have a hot rack or not is irrelevant (young lady - well for this thread it is anyway)


OUT!

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21-08-2019, 05:07 PM
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Pygmalion was also a play by George Bernard Shaw later adapted into the movie My Fair Lady where professor Henry Higgins tries to convert a cockney street selling flower girl into a lady. He succeeded, I don't think I will, the challenge is too great ,


Right Ho, Judsy.
Let's get a few things straight, here.

1. I'm not a Cockney.
2. Neither as I a flower girl.
3. You're not Pygmalion.
4. You are fantasizing again.
5. This still has bugger all to do with me liking cold wine.

In fact, the only thing you are right about is, you are not up to the challenge.
This is because you are a male and therefore unable to fathom out the female of the species.

I rest my case.

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21-08-2019, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
A bit like the Spice Girls eh?..... More like a spice rack.


He needs a good slap round the earhole for that, Tabs.
Allow me . . .


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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Right Ho, Judsy.
Let's get a few things straight, here.

1. I'm not a Cockney.
2. Neither as I a flower girl.
3. You're not Pygmalion.
4. You are fantasizing again.
5. This still has bugger all to do with me liking cold wine.

In fact, the only thing you are right about is, you are not up to the challenge.
This is because you are a male and therefore unable to fathom out the female of the species.

I rest my case.

Oh, well said Mups!
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21-08-2019, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Well let's face it, a bottle with a nun on it will be the nearest they get to being pure and virtuous.


You obviously don't recognise purity when you see it, young man.
Practically virgins us ladies are. Incredible golden halo's lighting up the place for all to see - except you, Sir!
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21-08-2019, 05:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Whether you have a hot rack or not is irrelevant (young lady - well for this thread it is anyway)


OUT!




Just as well you said that and then scarpered, dongle!

Here, take this with you . . .




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Right ladies, have we really got a bit of peace and quiet for a while now, so's we can get our tea in peace?


Looks promising . .
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21-08-2019, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Oh, well said Mups!


Thank you Twink.

We must keep them in order else they get a bit above their station, don't you think.


 

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