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30-09-2020, 10:21 PM
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Wedding Day Humour!

When I knelt at the altar, there was a huge laugh from the people in the audience.

Someone had painted "Help" on the underside of my shoes!

Any humorous memories, out there?

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01-10-2020, 08:51 AM
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Thats funny Ted did you ever find out who did it

I have heard a few really funny best man speeches....at my daughters wedding about eight men stood up during the speech and showed their nipples...the reason why doesn’t seem funny now but at the time it was hilarious.
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01-10-2020, 10:35 AM
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Not really funny for those involved but I remember sitting in a traffic jam in Stratford in east London when I was suddenly over taken by a police car. As the traffic moved along, I could see down the entrance to a church where there was a wedding. Police had been called to disperse a large pile of guests who were having a fight in the on the drive.
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02-10-2020, 10:31 AM
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On our wedding day..a week or two ago..our Vicar still had his cycle clips on and there was a tin of brass cleaner and a toothbrush beside the brass candlesticks. That was 58 years ago. Funny how some memories stay with you and yet I can't remember what day it is.
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The funniest thing that happened to us was that one of my sisters was waiting at the wrong Register Office in Birmingham and missed the whole thing. Still, my dad did give me £10 to go on honeymoon to Blackpool - no expense spared in 1968 ...
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A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
 



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