09-02-2020, 05:41 PM
1181
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Judd
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A bloke and his missus were walking passed an historic wishing well when she tripped and fell in. "Good God", the husband thought, "It does work"
The woman was so fed up with her husband that she decided to end it all and jumped in.
Did I get it right, ladies?
11-02-2020, 08:02 PM
1187
Re: Jokes for blokes
Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "star wars". I was surprised how this worked.This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!
Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!
Here goes...
Film Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.
Film List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting with Phil scofield
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
18. Toy Story
11-02-2020, 08:51 PM
1190
Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by effingpot
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Try this mathematical film test. It's pretty amazing. Mine turned out to be "star wars". I was surprised how this worked.This test will predict which of the 18 films listed below is your favourite. Don't ask me how, but it really works!
Don't cheat and look at the film list till you have done the maths!
Here goes...
Film Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favourite film in the list of 18 films below.
Film List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Gay Anal Fisting with Phil scofield
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt-fire
18. Toy Story
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