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12-04-2021, 12:00 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
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12-04-2021, 12:35 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
As his mettle began to waver
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12-04-2021, 03:57 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
As his mettle began to waver
Plus very little left to savor
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12-04-2021, 04:37 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

His day was going from bad to worse
And as he sat began to curse
As his mettle began to waver
Plus very little left to savor
When along came a pretty young nurse.



"What's happened to you" said she with a grin
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12-04-2021, 10:58 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"What's happened to you" said she with a grin
"You don't know how much trouble I'm in"
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13-04-2021, 12:28 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"What's happened to you" said she with a grin
"You don't know how much trouble i'm in"
"My wife wants me gone"
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13-04-2021, 12:34 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"What's happened to you" said she with a grin
"You don't know how much trouble i'm in"
"My wife wants me gone"
Becuase she now loves John
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13-04-2021, 02:08 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"What's happened to you" said she with a grin
"You don't know how much trouble I'm in"
"My wife wants me gone"
"Because she now loves John"
She said "Come with me, I'll take you in"

So off they went to her home
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13-04-2021, 02:15 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off they went to her home
Situated near a noisy aerodrome
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13-04-2021, 06:06 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

So off they went to her home
Situated near a noisy aerodrome
But behind the closed door
 
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