Re: Limericks. (New).

“Ok said she, let’s give it a shot”
“Do you want it with tonic, or not”
I will, I’ll try the whole thing”
Then together we can both sing

Re: Limericks. (New).

“Ok said she, let’s give it a shot”
“Do you want it with tonic, or not”
I will, I’ll try the whole thing”
Then together we can both sing
And if we're lucky it'll hit the spot.



While watching a film on tv

Re: Limericks. (New).

While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee

Re: Limericks. (New).

While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
So I gave it a swot

Re: Limericks. (New).

While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
So I gave it a swot
And a sting I then got

Re: Limericks. (New).

While watching a film on tv
A wasp landed right on my knee
So I gave it a swot
And a sting I then got
Ha! That'll show thee

The wasp though dazed flew away

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
But the next time it landed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
But the next time it landed
It got whacked right handed

Re: Limericks. (New).

The wasp though dazed flew away
Promising to let someone else pay
But the next time it landed
It got whacked right handed
and he was dazed for a whole day


The bees are all around the honey pot