Re: Limericks. (New).

When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant squid
And squids I don't like

Re: Limericks. (New).

When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant squid
And squids I don't like
So I said, "Get on yer bike!"

Re: Limericks. (New).

When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant squid
And squids I don't like
So I said, "Get on yer bike!”
But instead the squid went on a hike

An Irishman called Pat O’Leary

Re: Limericks. (New).

An Irishman called Pat O'Leary
Was looking very sad and weary

Re: Limericks. (New).

An Irishman called Pat O'Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
Till out of the blue

Re: Limericks. (New).

An Irishman called Pat O'Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
Till out of the blue
He said unto you

Re: Limericks. (New).

An Irishman called Pat O'Leary
Was looking very sad and weary
Till out of the blue
He said unto you
I'm going to bed, good night deary

In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver

Re: Limericks. (New).

In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a Hoover

Re: Limericks. (New).

In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a Hoover
But folks wouldn't go

Re: Limericks. (New).

In a dimly lit bar in Vancouver
The waitress was wielding a hoover
But folks wouldn't go
Cos it started to snow