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20-02-2019, 11:06 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

There was an old man from Northampton
Who had a really big 'Hampton'
His wife screamed "You dare!"
He said "I will, I don't care"
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20-02-2019, 11:07 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

There was an old man from Northampton
Who had a really big 'Hampton'
His wife screamed "You dare!"
He said "I will, I don't care"
She cried, "I'll screw Peter Frampton!"

Now off to get my lessons
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20-02-2019, 11:46 PM
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Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
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21-02-2019, 03:57 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
Dropped mayo on my paper
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21-02-2019, 05:25 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
Dropped mayo on my paper
Well what a caper
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21-02-2019, 06:09 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now off to get my lessons
After calling at the delicatessen
Dropped mayo on my paper
Well what a caper
But I still would like your blessin.'





As Fred got his bike out the shed
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

As Fred got his bike out the shed
A bird dropped number twos on his head
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21-02-2019, 10:22 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

As Fred got his bike out of the shed
A bird dropped number two's on his head
"Wow, that was lucky"
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21-02-2019, 10:40 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

As Fred got his bike out of the shed
A bird dropped number two's on his head
"Wow, that was lucky"
"Right" said Fred,who was plucky
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21-02-2019, 11:08 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

As Fred got his bike out of the shed
A bird dropped number two's on his head
"Wow that was lucky"
"Right" said Fred who was plucky
Grabbed his pistol and shot the bird dead.
 
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