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Next day the Police called on poor Fred
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
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22-02-2019, 01:37 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
but Fred's old spud-gun
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22-02-2019, 12:42 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
but Fred's old spud-gun
Was whipped out for some fun
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Next day the Police called on poor Fred
To charge him with murder they said
but Fred's old spud-gun
Was whipped out for some fun
Bang bang said Fred you are dead.


The copper said put up your hands
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22-02-2019, 04:45 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
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The copper said put up your hands
Or my truncheon will hurt where it lands


whoops, sorry Righty - ignore mine.
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
Then zapped me with his Taser
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
Then zapped me with his Taser
It's ruined me Blazer
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

The copper said put up your hands
But wrapped them up in rubber bands
Then zapped me with his Taser
It's ruined me Blazer'
Brought me to me knees with his demands


Cops let me off without a fine
 
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