Re: House for Sale on Private Island
Originally Posted by
oldbugger
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I can't find my way from the living room to the bathroom after a few Whiskeys, let alone through that maze.
There would only be one thing for it - stay in the pub all the time. Oh well, you have to make sacrifices.
I did stay in a Village pub all night in my younger days Jim, I had taken too much poteen and I fell asleep on a sofa, the landlady locked up and put a blanket over me, next morning she came down with a full breakfast, tomatoes, sausages, eggs, rashers, black and white pudding and fried bread, I turned green at the sight of it, my stomach was churning, I made my apologies and left, leaving a fiver on the bar for the breakfast. I crawled back to the hotel to face the wife, that's when the real action started.