Warning do not lay on a bomb !
The human mind knows no bounds when it comes to stupidity and I guess this muppet has been watching too many war movies but .....
Venlo WW2 explosive: Don't lie down on bombs, Dutch warned
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46828770
The Dutch public have been warned it is "strictly ill-advised to lie down on a bomb", after a man did just that for about three hours.
The man came across an unexploded World War Two device while gardening in the town of Venlo on Wednesday.
When it started whistling he covered it with his body, apparently trying to limit the damage.
Nearby residents were evacuated and the device proved harmless. The man was treated for symptoms of hypothermia.
The device was variously described as a grenade or a shell.