10-02-2019, 11:51 PM
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Re: Who Done It?
Originally Posted by Judd
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It's a lie I tells yer. Dishonest females trying to besmirch my good name. For one, I've only ever travelled as far as Cambridge, going even further south is inconceivable. Besides, it wasn't a gnome, it was a giant black pudding.
I'm still looking at Mups with suspicion! She's good at disguises and she has those pups well trained!
10-02-2019, 11:56 PM
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Re: Who Done It?
Originally Posted by TessA
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Don't use bleach it will render her colourless!
10-02-2019, 11:58 PM
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Re: Who Done It?
Originally Posted by TessA
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Don't worry Judd, I don't believe a word of it!I'm still looking at Mups with suspicion! She's good at disguises and she has those pups well trained!
Huh! People think butter wouldn't melt with that one, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if he knows more than he's letting on.
Mind you, if I had seen Nigel I might have momentarily been tempted to abduct him, because I have a naughty Gnome here who could do with a bit of company, since his mate got decapitated by the lawnmower.
You can just see him sneaking up behind Gertie here, he pulls her tail when she's not looking, and it upsets her.
11-02-2019, 01:44 AM
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Re: Who Done It?
Originally Posted by Mups
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Huh! People think butter wouldn't melt with that one, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if he knows more than he's letting on. Mind you, if I had seen Nigel I might have momentarily been tempted to abduct him, because I have a naughty Gnome here who could do with a bit of company, since his mate got decapitated by the lawnmower.
You can just see him sneaking up behind Gertie here, he pulls her tail when she's not looking, and it upsets her.
Hmmm - she is not exactly looking innocent, Mups!
11-02-2019, 09:50 AM
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Mups! Your gnome looks very like Nigel's brother Timothy!You should interrogate him!
Find out if he has heard from Nigel!
This could be the breakthrough I've been waiting for!
Meanwhile, Ivor Biggun's friend Everard has offered to pay the ransom, he's arranging a delivery of Twirls as we speak.
I may have to check that they're not counterfeit
11-02-2019, 10:39 AM
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Re: Who Done It?
That's a shame as I was looking forward to using my interrogation tecniques
You had better return Nigel to his rightful place, sober and undamaged by midnight tonight!
I will decide your fate and ask Mr. Biggun if he wants to press charges or anything else!
As for Twirls...
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